- Mr. Hellwig: Aysun please point to America on the map.
  Aysun: This is it.  
  Mr. Helwig: Well done. Now class, who found America?
  Class: Aysun did.

- Mrs Wresche: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
  Julia: I is the...
  Mrs Wresche: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put'am'after
                        an "I".
  Julia: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

- Mr. Hellwig: How can we get some clean water?
  Anni: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

- Mr.Sohns, "Nils, name two pronouns."
  Nils said, "Who? Me?"